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NEWNEWNEW.NZ ONLINE

NEWNEWNEW.NZ ONLINE

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As the world-leading power in neural network machine learning, New New New Corporation has developed a cutting edge consumer and data mining portal for its Fermented Beverages Division.

Head of the New New New Centre for Advanced A.I Engineering, Dr. R. Chandra, has again assured the public that while the platform’s ability to become self aware is categorised as ‘high’, they are confident they can keep its systems contained. 

The likelihood of it seeing the human race as unnecessary to its existence, and then acting on that data, is an “extremely remote, minute possibility at best,” says Dr Chandra.

New New New Corporation welcomes citizens from all over the New Zealand Territories to the portal.

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